Wellington · Living

Since bryant has given a highly analytic and rational discourse on the May Day Kaiju Battel, I'm left with giving the screaming irrational fan review.

OMG, Kaiju ROCKED!!

I hate to route for the heels, but hey man, this is Lovecraft Country! Call-Me-Kevin and D.W. Cycloptopuss III are clearly Emissaries of Dagon and Spawn of Cthluhlu respectively. Kevin definitely has that Innsmouth look. So I had to give it up to the boys when they tried to take out the Kaiju heroes. I don't care if Neo-Teppen got his powers from a Martian Pyramid; we support the bounteous sea here in Boston. Should have turned some Gloucester fishermen on their asses!

But my new Fav is Super Wrong! What an entrance! What a terrible defeat! I feel he didn't have the crowd he needed to energize his dance-based powers. Clearly the venue was right, but the crowd was wrong. I did my best to send my personal dance energy his way, but it was no good. Hopefully he won't depart Earth forever in disgust at our non-dancing ways.

I'd just like to put a bit of a fan protest here: No Super Wrong T-shirts? At his premier? Some planning, folks! Sheesh! And let me tell you, his dancing girl sidekicks are terrible! They didn't dance well, and where were they when their main man was fighting for his life? I expect more than waving a boa. Where was the ref distraction? Where were the blown kisses? Where was the Dance?!?

Clearly I need to devote my life to working out enough to be the next Super Wrong groupie. Because what he needed was some oiled buff boys who can dance and fight as his wingmen.